Don't Suck(2023)
His comedy bites.
Pete Brennan is a middle-aged stand-up comedian who’s spent half his life chasing laughs in dingy dive bars & diners. When given a last shot at stardom to appear on a network special starring Russell Peters, he goes on tour to prepare. Yet he was not prepared for is his opening act, Ethan Barr, a 417-year-old vampire who just unleashed his thirst for blood by devouring a gun-wielding heckler after a rough show.
Movie: Don't Suck
Top 10 Billed Cast
Pete
Ethan
Stephanie
Russell Peters
Scarlett
Carrot Top
Peggy
DJ Minky
Dale
Sarah
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