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Stealing Rembrandt(2003)
Status: Released
Date: 2003-05-17
60%
36 Votes
Time: 1h 49m
They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it
Overview:
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Languages: Danish.
Countries:
Denmark,
United Kingdom
Budget: $3,000,000.00
Revenue: $59,466.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Fine & Mellow Productions
Movie: Stealing Rembrandt
Top 10 Billed Cast
Lars Brygmann
Mick
Jakob Cedergren
Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth
Nicolas Bro
Jimmy
Sonja Richter
Trine
Søren Pilmark
Bæk
Gordon Kennedy
Christian
Paprika Steen
Charlotte
Ulf Pilgaard
Flemming
Thomas W. Gabrielsson
Erik
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