Don't Touch the Art[2019]
Finn Daniels is bored with his job as a museum watchman. The hours are long, the pay is terrible and (worst of all) the art is derivative. However, just when he's thinking of giving up and going back to flair bar tending school, the blonde hunk discovers that the latest installation might have more to it than meets the eye. When Finn gets too close to an alarmingly lifelike sculpture of Arad Winwin, the hairy-chested guard discovers that he might not be the only one bored in the gallery. Arad reminds Finn that for art to work for you, you have to work for art and offers the bored blonde his throbbing cock. Finn worships Arad's cock, letting the chiseled dark-haired stud fuck his mouth and hole all over the gallery until Arad blows his hot load all over Finn's eager face.
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