Movie: Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

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Ainsley Harriott
Ainsley Harriott

Self

Chris Barrie
Chris Barrie

Rimmer

Craig Charles
Craig Charles

Lister

Danny John-Jules
Danny John-Jules

Cat/Duane Dibbley

Robert Llewellyn
Robert Llewellyn

Kryten

Chloë Annett
Chloë Annett

Kochanski

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    20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

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    1998-02-14

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