

Norse Fuckers[2022]
Enjoying their simple lives of fighting, carousing, and fucking their fellows, the Norsemen have no idea that a threat is on its way that could wipe them out forever. When a spy overhears god of chaos Loki tell a comely servant about Dracock the Dragon's imminent arrival--and the location of long-lost god of thunder Thor --he hurries to inform the King. The Viking ruler persuades Loki to find Thor, and the trickster must find a way to convince his fellow god to give up his simple, peaceful life and join him in battle once again... and that way is his divine hole! Will the power of the gods be enough to save the Norse warriors' asses?

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