
The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made(2005)
A group of friends get together for a card game, but within five minutes, most die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.
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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
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A group of friends get together for a card game, but within five minutes, most die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.
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2005-01-01
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