Chumps(1912)
A Fairy Story for Overgrown-ups
Bunny and Marsh attend a show and both fall in love with a charming danseuse.
Movie: Chumps
Top 5 Billed Cast
Mr. Bun Johnny - the Full-Grown Star - the Big Chump
Terpsine - the Cause
Mr. McSorley - the Climax
George - the Denouement
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