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Umshini Wam (Bring Me My Machine Gun)(2011)
Status: Released
Date: 2011-03-15
62%
55 Votes
Time: 0h 15m
Bring me my machine gun
Overview:
Big dreams, big blunts, big rims, and big guns. It's time to get gangsta gangsta. Ninja and Yo Landi are wheelchair-bound lovers and real gangstas. They live in the outskirts of civilization, they shoot guns for fun, smoke massive joints, and sleep in the woods. They don't have any bling to show for their gangsta cred, but the world deserves to know who they are. They're tramps, and their wheels are starting to fall off. Ninja become despondent over their vagabond existence, but Yo Landi won't let him give up. What ensues is straight up gangsta mayhem, the realist of the real, true gangsta shit.
Languages: Afrikaans, English.
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United States of America
Movie: Umshini Wam (Bring Me My Machine Gun)
Top 4 Billed Cast
Yo-Landi Visser
Yolandi Visser
Ninja
Ninja
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Overview
Big dreams, big blunts, big rims, and big guns. It's time to get gangsta gangsta. Ninja and Yo Landi are wheelchair-bound lovers and real gangstas. They live in the outskirts of civilization, they shoot guns for fun, smoke massive joints, and sleep in the woods. They don't have any bling to show for their gangsta cred, but the world deserves to know who they are. They're tramps, and their wheels are starting to fall off. Ninja become despondent over their vagabond existence, but Yo Landi won't let him give up. What ensues is straight up gangsta mayhem, the realist of the real, true gangsta shit.
Release Date
2011-03-15
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6.182
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3.1 startsTagline
Bring me my machine gun
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