Don't Touch the White Woman!(1974)
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
Movie: Don't Touch the White Woman!
Top 10 Billed Cast
George A. Custer
Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Buffalo Bill
Gen. Terry
Mitch
The CIA agent
The Mad Indian
Sitting Bull
The Reporter (uncredited)
Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
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A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
Release Date
1974-01-23
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5.5
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