Movie: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

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Judy Creech
Judy Creech

Judy

Cecil Scaife
Cecil Scaife

The Commissar

Gene McFall
Gene McFall

Assisstant Commissar

Wes Saunders
Wes Saunders

Comrade Teacher

Estus W. Pirkle
Estus W. Pirkle

Himself

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