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Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk(2017)
Status: Released
Date: 2017-05-10
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Time: 1h 35m
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A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.
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Movie: Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk
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Sasha Feldman
Gabe
Kit DeZolt
Kien
Lauren Lakis
Karen
Paul Adelstein
Allen
Tara Summers
Linn
Reed Diamond
Brother Miller
James Karen
Interviewee #1
Shari Belafonte
Flo
Sam Behrens
Elder #1
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A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.
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2017-05-10
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