Loading Page
Vieni avanti cretino(1982)
Status: Released
Date: 1982-04-07
69%
198 Votes
Time: 1h 38m
Overview:
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
Languages: Italian.
Countries:
Italy
ProductionCompanies:
San Francisco Film
Movie: Vieni avanti cretino
Top 10 Billed Cast
Lino Banfi
Pasquale Baudaffi
Franco Bracardi
Gaetano Baudaffi
Gigi Reder
L'uomo dal dentista
Adriana Russo
Ragazza al bar
Anita Bartolucci
Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi
Ramona Dell'Abate
Segretaria del dentista
Annabella Schiavone
L'esaminatrice
Dada Gallotti
La dentista
Danila Trebbi
La moglie di Filippo
Roberto Della Casa
Filippo, il marito geloso
Video Trailer Vieni avanti cretino
All 1 videos
Trailer di "Vieni Avanti cretino" del 1982 - Lino Banfi e Franco Bracardi - Trailer
Recommendations Movies
55%
I Don't Speak English(it)
1995-10-26
If Sergio Colombo, a middle age man, doesn't want to lose his job, has to attend a full immersion English course in UK. So Sergio leave his wife and son and reaches a school full of terrible kids. Obviously he is the only adult and the worse student. Learning English hasn't been never so hard.
65%
L'allenatore nel pallone(it)
1984-10-26
Oronzo Canà is called to coach Longobarda, the football team of a small town of Northern Italy, newly promoted to the First Division. His only task is not to be relegated, but Longobarda's owner plots against him, finding the team's current ranking far too expensive, and his top Brazilian striker is affected by a deep saudade.
59%
Occhio, malocchio, prezzemolo e finocchio(it)
1983-11-30
The film is divided into two episodes, The Hair of Disgrace and The Magician, both focusing on the theme of the occult and beliefs.
61%
The Yellow Panther(it)
1982-11-19
Pasquale Bellachioma, the unfortunate Police Commissioner, creates a "master stroke" that can finally put it to light before their superiors, but the results is continuous failure.
55%
Firefighters 2: Heroic Mission(it)
1987-04-09
Following a twinning between the national fire brigade and the special forces of the Canadian firefighters, Captain Carter arrives in Rome.
52%
A Policewoman on the Porno Squad(it)
1979-08-10
The adventures of Gianna, a sexy policewoman who wants to help a child in search of his mother.
53%
The Doctor Is Staying with the Colonel(it)
1980-11-28
Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.
53%
My Sister in Law(en)
1976-11-05
Intransigent magistrate Viola Orlando is targeted by her rivals who set her twin sister Rosa — a high-class prostitute and pornographic photo-novel star — up to impersonate Viola and demolish her reputation. To complicate things even further, Viola is torn between enforcing the law or giving up her seat on the bench to marry her childhood friend.
52%
School Teacher Dances... with Her Class(it)
1979-03-16
Girls' dance instructor Claudia Gambetti takes over the boy's gym class after gym teacher Martorelli breaks both his legs owing to one of his student's pranks. Soon both teachers and students are interested in learning more of Claudia's athletic dance moves. Director Fiorontori has made some debts betting on horses and wants Claudia to win a disco competition to balance the school budget, too. When the boys team are invited to face off against their superior Russian counterparts, Claudia calls in her dancing girls to be used as a secret weapon.
64%
Willy Signori e vengo da lontano(it)
1989-12-20
Willy is involved in a fatal car accident. Willy takes on the responsibility of supporting the dead man's pregnant girlfriend and the child, after it's birth.
46%
The Boss and the Worker(it)
1975-12-20
Social/sexual farce focusing on a boss and his workers in a faucet factory.
63%
Palermo – Milan One Way(it)
1996-02-02
A mob accountant accepts to be witness for the prosecution at a trial involving Mafia higher-ups. Seven cops are tasked with escorting him and his family alive from Sicily to the courtroom in the North, but it won't be easy.
61%
Grand Hotel Excelsior(it)
1982-10-07
Taddeus is the manager of the Grand Hotel Excelsior. The Summer season begins in May and since then many odd persons frequent the hotel. There is Ilde Vivaldi, in love with Taddeus and the boxer Pericle Coccia who has an important match and falls in love with Maria. There is the Mago di Segrate trying to win world fame by levitating thirty meters high. And there is the waiter Egisto whose daughter is in a Swiss College believing her father is a man of importance.
45%
L'allenatore nel pallone 2(it)
2008-01-11
The famous Italian football coach Oronzo Canà has retired to a villa in Apulia. Now, old and tired, he is enjoying a quiet life there, cultivating his vineyard, when suddenly he is summoned to Milan, in northern Italy. There the elderly chairman of a great Lombard ("Longobarda") club is suffering from dementia and has lost his powers of judgement, and the club's manager has been fired. He has decided to bring back Oronzo Canà as trainer, remembering him from his great football team of thirty years before, tasking him with bringing the club back to its old winning ways. Oronzo puts his trust in the intervention of a Russian billionaire who has bought the club for promotion. But it is a deception.
64%
I Love You to Death(en)
1990-04-06
Joey Boca is the owner of a pizza parlour, and has been married to Rosalie for years. When Rosalie discovers that Joey is a womanizer and has been cheating on her for a long time, she goes to extreme lengths to punish him.
63%
At the Sports Bar(it)
1983-09-22
Lino lives in Turin with the family of his sister. He doesn't have a good job and never enough money. But in a day his life changes: he wins 1 billion dollars in a lottery and... everyone becomes a friend, the girl who he liked becomes his girlfriend and his sister begins to love him. He leaves Turin with his friend Parola and, in a casino, he loses all money! But luck returns...
58%
Help! My In-Laws Are Vampires!(it)
2021-11-25
A loving young couple discover they're expecting a child, but the man isn't too keen on introducing her girlfriend to his family. Is it because he has a vampire father, a witch mother, a ghostly grandma, and a zombie uncle?
71%
The Star Maker(it)
1995-09-21
The adventures and deceptions of a photographer who travels through small villages of 1950s Sicily pretending to work for the big film studios in Rome.
64%
The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid(it)
1979-08-10
A young humanoid alien who gets stranded on earth hooks up with a grizzled old sheriff in a western town and tries to help him solve a tough case, but the sheriff doesn't want any help from a "kid."
64%
The Crimes That Bind(es)
2020-08-20
When her son is accused of raping and trying to murder his ex-wife, Alicia embarks on a journey that will change her life forever.
Similar Movies
90%
Stutter.(en)
2020-02-02
Chris is embarrassed and shy about some problems with his ding dong. When he starts to catch feelings for Daisy, he fears the truth will finally come out.
81%
Some Like It Hot(en)
1959-03-19
Two musicians witness a mob hit and struggle to find a way out of the city before they are found by the gangsters. Their only opportunity is to join an all-girl band as they leave on a tour. To make their getaway they must first disguise themselves as women, then keep their identities secret and deal with the problems this brings - such as an attractive bandmate and a very determined suitor.
45%
Dorm Daze 2(en)
2006-09-05
The gang from Dorm Daze is back, but this time they're on a cruise ship on a tropical voyage through the high seas. The cruise makes an educational stop at the island of San Paradiso, where the students are supposed to explore an important archaeological site. Things go from normal to crazy as their visit coincides with every other college's spring break. The moment the boat docks, classes are over! For these Billingsley students, their Semester at Sea will be an adventure no one will ever forget.
63%
Zack and Miri Make a Porno(en)
2008-09-18
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
64%
Porky's(en)
1981-11-13
In 1954 Florida, a group of high school boys head to a strip club in the Everglades in an attempt to lose their collective virginity. When the club's owner and his sheriff brother swindle them out of their money and embarrass them, the boys plan revenge.
63%
Drei Dirndl in Paris(de)
1981-06-12
Three frivolous girls travel to Paris in the course of a student exchange and plunge into every imaginable erotic adventure.
66%
Six Swedish Girls in Alps(de)
1983-07-22
This comedy has everyone's favorite 6 Swedish gals enjoying their stay in the alps. When the girls aren't enjoying the pleasure of their own company they're out having a good time with nearly everyone else in town.
46%
The Quack and His Fast Daughters(de)
1980-08-15
Arriving in an alpine village a crook is mistaken for a recently deceased doctor and decides to impersonate him. Three girls stranded in the same village are sheltered by the "doctor" and naked German hilarity inevitably ensues.
24%
The Pussy in the Bathhouse(de)
1976-02-17
Three Bavarians travel to Bangkok, allegedly to start exporting German beer there. But the local vicar hears that they only go there to have fun and follow them to watch over them.
33%
Inn of 1000 Sins(de)
1975-02-25
Albert has the enviable job of being employed by a plush hotel to cater to the female visitors. His duty is to satisfy them in any and every way possible. All is not well for Albert though because he falls in love with a rich and voluptuous woman who decides that maybe his career isn't the best for the both of them. Will Albert become monogamous... has love changed his lifestyle?
36%
Lass jucken Kumpel II. Teil - Das Bullenkloster(de)
1973-05-31
"Bullenkloster" is the name given to the Ruhr miners' single home. Heinz Lenz has lived there since his divorce from Gisela. When he returned to the mine, he met his buddy Jupp again. Jupp persuades him to enter the ring once again. Only when Trudi promises him something, he agrees, but loses in the big fight. Through Jupp's mediation, he meets Gisela, who picks up their son. At first he only wants to see his son from a distance, but when he sees him he decides to start all over again.
38%
Laß jucken, Kumpel III. Teil - Maloche, Bier + Bett(de)
1974-05-23
The trusted guys Jupp and Erwin once again turn the coal pot upside down. When they share their war experiences at a pub evening, the whole thing ends in a wild brawl. To Erwin's chagrin, Lucky's Italian relatives show up, who want to marry the canteen owner's daughter. The wedding celebrations turn out quite differently than planned.
29%
The Minor's Wife ... Takes Her Pick(de)
1972-07-28
Heiner works in a mine, drinks beer, and goes to bed with other women, except from his wife, because of his baby son and the neighbours downstairs. But she does not feel like giving up all the fun for so long.
28%
Laß jucken, Kumpel 5. Teil: Der Kumpel läßt das Jucken nicht(de)
1975-04-10
A fifth part of the series of erotic comedies based on the novels by Hans Henning Claer.
34%
Sex After Six(de)
1972-08-10
The members of a wedding party play a game whereby each describes the events of their own wedding night.
10%
Has Anybody Seen My Pants?(de)
1975-05-30
Mr. Schmidinger, a Bavarian from Texas, inherits a hotel from his stepbrother in Heidelberg. He flies to Germany, where his luggage and savings are stolen, and finally ends up in his hotel after an adventurous hunt for the suitcase. He checks in incognito and soon realizes that he is in a brothel. The American, horrified and utterly shocked, dismisses the staff and girls in order to turn the dirty inheritance into a clean hotel, but then the protectors spring into action.
25%
The Naked Wytche(de)
1970-02-20
The Grimm Bros. tale of the brother and sister who wander into a witches' house, but told with a more adult slant (in other words, lots of nudity).
34%
Wild and Beautiful on Ibiza(de)
1980-10-16
Michael and Suzie are an engaged couple taking their honeymoon off the coast of Spain. Their reservations are lost and Michael loses their luggage and money to a scam artist promising to get them a room. Suzie berates him and Michael, disenchanted with his nagging wife-to-be, gives in to the temptations that are all around them. He falls in with a free-wheeling motorcycle gang. Eventually his lover leaves him (Hemingway-style) for a bullfighter, and he and Suzie, having found their wild and independent spirit on the island, come back together.