Movie: Self Helpless

Top 10 Billed Cast

Andrick Deppmeyer
Andrick Deppmeyer

The Drake

Patrick Cassidy
Patrick Cassidy

John Candy

P.K. Simone
P.K. Simone

Simon

Adam Jaroszewski
Adam Jaroszewski

Felix

Kylie Clay
Kylie Clay

Vanessa

Jaime Del Aguila
Jaime Del Aguila

Juan

Devin The Dude
Devin The Dude

The Dude

Abel Gonzalez
Abel Gonzalez

Armando

Alberto Gutierrez
Alberto Gutierrez

Don Rodrigo

Conor Long
Conor Long

Jerry

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    Self Helpless

  • Overview

    Four misguided friends head into the heart of Mexico in search of a great and all-knowing guru.

  • Release Date

    2011-08-10

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  • Tagline

    Bad Friends, Worse Advice

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    English
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