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The Brand New Testament(2015)

Comedy Fantasy

Status: Released

Date: 2015-09-02

66%

1724 Votes

Time: 1h 54m

God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.

Overview:

God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

Languages: French.

Countries:

Luxembourg,

Belgium,

France

Budget: $8,700,000.00

Revenue: $15,709,652.00

ProductionCompanies:

Climax Films

Terra Incognita Films

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Movie: The Brand New Testament

Top 10 Billed Cast

Pili Groyne

Benoît Poelvoorde

God

Yolande Moreau

God's Wife

Catherine Deneuve

Martine

François Damiens

François

Serge Larivière

Marc

Didier De Neck

Jean-Claude

Laura Verlinden

Aurélie

Romain Gelin

Willy

Marco Lorenzini

Victor

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