Roger Mellie: The Man on the Telly(1991)
"Hello, good evening and bo****ks!"
Foul-mouthed, alcoholic, misogynistic, bigoted (and occasionally violent) cocaine enthusiast Roger Mellie takes on various tasks to get a new TV show.
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Foul-mouthed, alcoholic, misogynistic, bigoted (and occasionally violent) cocaine enthusiast Roger Mellie takes on various tasks to get a new TV show.
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1991-12-30
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"Hello, good evening and bo****ks!"
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