
Funny Valentines(1999)
A woman returns to her home town to sort out her troubled marriage and finds new happiness in the rekindling of a broken friendship with her cousin.

Movie: Funny Valentines

Funny Valentines
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A woman returns to her home town to sort out her troubled marriage and finds new happiness in the rekindling of a broken friendship with her cousin.
Release Date
1999-02-14
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7.2
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