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Two Old Tars(1913)
Status: Released
Date: 1913-10-20
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Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.
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Keystone Film Company
Movie: Two Old Tars
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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
First Old Tar
Nick Cogley
Second Old Tar
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Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.
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1913-10-20
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