The Plight of Clownana(2004)
Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off.
Movie: The Plight of Clownana
Top 9 Billed Cast
Katie Rosenbaum
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Jensen
Riley
Kris
Christian
Narrator (voice)
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Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off.
Release Date
2004-04-17
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