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The Foxy Merkins(2013)
Status: Released
Date: 2013-08-09
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Time: 1h 21m
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Overview:
Two lesbian hookers wind their way through a world of bargain-hunting housewives and double-dealing conservative women in this buddy comedy, an homage to and riff on iconic male hustler films. Margaret is a down-on-her-luck hooker in training, who meets up with Jo, a beautiful and self-assured grifter from a wealthy family and an expert on servicing women, even as she considers herself proudly heterosexual. The film follows their adventures together on the street, through encounters with husky-voiced seductresses, mumbling erotic accessory salesmen and shopaholic swingers. Navigating the bizarre fetishes and sexual needs of their 'dates' brings into focus the hilarious and pathetic disparity between the two hookers, fellow travelers who will share the road together but only for a while.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Wisconsin
Movie: The Foxy Merkins
Top 10 Billed Cast
Lisa Haas
Margaret
Jackie Monahan
Jo
Susan Ziegler
Kinky Republican Lady
Alex Karpovsky
The Mumbling Erotic Accessory Salesman / CNN Executive
Rae C. Wright
The Jittery Cancelling Businesswoman Client
Jennifer Prediger
Ashley, Margaret's Composting Girlfriend
Diane Ciesla
Jo's Mother
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NEXT WEEKEND '13 - Meet The Artists - THE FOXY MERKINS: Madeleine Olnek - Featurette
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