An eccentric archaeologist named Simdiana Phones travels to the scorching sands of Al Simhara, Egypt, in search of a legendary sarcophagus said to belong to the world’s oldest cursed soul. Upon unsealing the tomb, Simdiana unwittingly unleashes a powerful mummy — setting off a frantic chase through ancient traps, catacombs, and inexplicably disco-lit corridors.
The Al Simhara Mummy
Henry Cowlick

An eccentric archaeologist named Simdiana Phones travels to the scorching sands of Al Simhara, Egypt, in search of a legendary sarcophagus said to belong to the world’s oldest cursed soul. Upon unsealing the tomb, Simdiana unwittingly unleashes a powerful mummy — setting off a frantic chase through ancient traps, catacombs, and inexplicably disco-lit corridors.
2011-05-11
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