Bad Santa(2003)
He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice.
You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town, and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Movie: Bad Santa
Top 10 Billed Cast
Willie
Marcus
Sue
The Kid
Lois
Bob Chipeska
Gin
Hindustani Troublemaker
Milwaukee Mom with Photo
Milwaukee Mother
Video Trailer Bad Santa
Video: Official Trailer
Official Trailer
Adult World
Bullies
Christmas Cheer
Clean & Sober
Dan Ireland on BAD SANTA
F*** Me Santa
Home Sweet Home
Santa Scrooge
What Do You Want?!
All 11 videos
Official Trailer - Trailer
Adult World - Clip
Bullies - Clip
Christmas Cheer - Clip
Clean & Sober - Clip
Dan Ireland on BAD SANTA - Featurette
F*** Me Santa - Clip
Home Sweet Home - Clip
Santa Scrooge - Clip
What Do You Want?! - Clip
Willie the Grinch - Clip
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