
Thar She Blows!(1968)
Adult Motion Pictures Have Come of Age...! a story of men and women who GO DOWN to the sea in ships...
A crazed sea captain goes on a bloody rampage after his vessel is commissioned by a sleazy film producer and a trio of vixens.
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Thar She Blows!
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A crazed sea captain goes on a bloody rampage after his vessel is commissioned by a sleazy film producer and a trio of vixens.
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1968-12-27
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Adult Motion Pictures Have Come of Age...! a story of men and women who GO DOWN to the sea in ships...
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