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Don't Touch the White Woman!(1974)
Status: Released
Date: 1974-01-23
55%
45 Votes
Time: 1h 48m
Overview:
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
Languages: French.
Countries:
France,
Italy
ProductionCompanies:
Mara Films
Films 66
Movie: Don't Touch the White Woman!
Top 10 Billed Cast
Marcello Mastroianni
George A. Custer
Catherine Deneuve
Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Michel Piccoli
Buffalo Bill
Philippe Noiret
Gen. Terry
Ugo Tognazzi
Mitch
Paolo Villaggio
The CIA agent
Serge Reggiani
The Mad Indian
Alain Cuny
Sitting Bull
Marco Ferreri
The Reporter (uncredited)
Franco Fabrizi
Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
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