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Rare Exports Inc.(2003)
Status: Released
Date: 2003-06-19
70%
80 Votes
Time: 0h 8m
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Overview:
An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.
Languages: English, Finnish.
Countries:
Finland
ProductionCompanies:
Woodpecker Film Oy
Movie: Rare Exports Inc.
Top 5 Billed Cast
Tommi Korpela
Marker
Jorma Tommila
Sniper
Tazu Ovaska
Tracker
Jonathan Hutchings
Narrator (voice)
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Overview
An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.
Release Date
2003-06-19
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Rating:
3.5 startsTagline
SANTA CLAUS, AUTENTIC. NICE PRICE. CALL US.
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