Love, Sex, and Eating the Bones(2003)
Some Choices are Harder than Others
A sexy urban comedy about how a guy who is addicted to watching pornography discovers love is stronger than fantasy when he meets and falls in love with the girl of his dreams.
Movie: Love, Sex, and Eating the Bones
Top 10 Billed Cast
Michael Joseph
Jasmine LeJeune
Glenroy 'Sweets' Lindo
Peaches LeJeune
Heather Taylor
Trish Papandreou
Kennedy
Robbie MacKinnon
Gemma Dower
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Overview
A sexy urban comedy about how a guy who is addicted to watching pornography discovers love is stronger than fantasy when he meets and falls in love with the girl of his dreams.
Release Date
2003-09-06
Average
4.2
Rating:
2.1 startsTagline
Some Choices are Harder than Others
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English
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