The Twelve J's of Christmas(2018)
Peel a carrot and pour some milk, because Sammy J is climbing down your televisual chimney with a look back on the year that was.
Movie: The Twelve J's of Christmas
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Rudolph
Sir Robert Menzies
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Peel a carrot and pour some milk, because Sammy J is climbing down your televisual chimney with a look back on the year that was.
Release Date
2018-12-13
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5.8
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