A British secret service agent tracks down a lunatic doctor whom has stolen the frozen body of a dormant cave woman from a determined archaeologist.
Captain Lavish
Doctor Unsound
Jade / Candy Peaks
Dudley Mc Bride
Detective
Security Guard 1 / Caveman / Newsreader
A British secret service agent tracks down a lunatic doctor whom has stolen the frozen body of a dormant cave woman from a determined archaeologist.
2005-03-29
3.5
She puts the double ohhhh back in secret agent
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