The VelociPastor(2018)
A man of the claw
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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Chinese Villager
Altair
Hobo
Sam the White Ninja
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