Semen, a History of Love(2005)
A biologist in an insemination clinic unexpectedly falls in love with a free-spirited trapeze artist and the idea of fathering her child. A hilarious romantic comedy about love at first sight, with complications to follow...and more laughs than you could possibly conceive!
Movie: Semen, a History of Love
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Serafín
Adriana / Penélope
Emilio
Señora mayor
Gloria
Enfermera años 70
Dueño bar
Emilio joven
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A biologist in an insemination clinic unexpectedly falls in love with a free-spirited trapeze artist and the idea of fathering her child. A hilarious romantic comedy about love at first sight, with complications to follow...and more laughs than you could possibly conceive!
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2005-07-15
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