Tales from the Crapper(2004)
Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Movie: Tales from the Crapper
Top 10 Billed Cast
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Sexy Asian Vampire
Travis Dance
Racoon Head
News Anchor
Video Trailer Tales from the Crapper
Video: Tales From the Crapper Trailer 1
Tales From the Crapper Trailer 1
Trey Parker in Tales from the Crapper (2004)
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Tales From the Crapper Trailer 1 - Trailer
Trey Parker in Tales from the Crapper (2004) - Clip
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