After the British magazine he works for is taken over by a sex-obsessed American, a shy astrology columnist is ordered to spice up his column by writing about having sex with a woman from each star sign.
Peter Bates
Mr. Terson
Susie - Sagittarius - Terson's secretary
Brenda - Aquarius - Party host
Mrs. Simmons - Taurus - Brenda's Cleaner
Mrs. Doyle - Libra - Brenda's Aunt
Cancer - Girl on Barge
Scorpio - Girl in Park
After the British magazine he works for is taken over by a sex-obsessed American, a shy astrology columnist is ordered to spice up his column by writing about having sex with a woman from each star sign.
1981-01-01
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