Movie: But I'd Really Have to Kill You

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Tim Baltz
Tim Baltz

Chip

Ben York Jones
Ben York Jones

Jeff

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    A satirical riff on the old saying, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...' The story of a guy in a dead end desk job who has reached his emotional boiling point.

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    2016-03-03

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