Paid Programming: Icelandic Ultra Blue(2009)
Learn about a revolutionary new drug (not to mention Nazi gold and chest rashes) in this informative (and fake) infomercial.
Movie: Paid Programming: Icelandic Ultra Blue
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Paid Programming: Icelandic Ultra Blue
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Learn about a revolutionary new drug (not to mention Nazi gold and chest rashes) in this informative (and fake) infomercial.
Release Date
2009-03-11
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7.3
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English
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