Vieni avanti cretino(1982)
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
Movie: Vieni avanti cretino
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Pasquale Baudaffi
Gaetano Baudaffi
L'uomo dal dentista
Ragazza al bar
Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi
Segretaria del dentista
L'esaminatrice
La dentista
La moglie di Filippo
Filippo, il marito geloso
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