A suicidal tuba player hires a hit-man to rub him out. The next day he falls in love.
Dr. Carl Walburn
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Pruitt
Paulette
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A suicidal tuba player hires a hit-man to rub him out. The next day he falls in love.
1981-10-01
3.5
A comedy too crazy to be called anything but...
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