Movie: Paul and Pauline Calf's Cheese and Ham Sandwich

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Steve Coogan
Steve Coogan

Duncan Thicket / Pauline Calf / Paul Calf

Karen Taylor
Karen Taylor

Cheryl Denton / Paul's Girlfriend

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    Recorded live on stage at the Neptune Theatre in Liverpool, Paul and Pauline Calf return to fill us in with what's been happening since their last outing in 1995.

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    1995-03-17

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