Movie: The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Top 10 Billed Cast

Erin Brown
Erin Brown

Dildo Saggins

Darian Caine
Darian Caine

Horny

A.J. Khan
A.J. Khan

Spam

Barbara Joyce
Barbara Joyce

Araporn

Michael R. Thomas
Michael R. Thomas

Smirnof the Wizard

John Link
John Link

Ballem

Anushka Garin
Anushka Garin

Benadryl

Allanah Rhodes
Allanah Rhodes

Hymen Torn

Suzi Lorraine
Suzi Lorraine

Drusilla

Paige Richards
Paige Richards

Whorespank

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    In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

  • Release Date

    2003-03-25

  • Average

    4.548

  • Rating:

    2.3 starts
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    PolskiEnglish
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