Movie: Hans Teeuwen: Hard en Zielig

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Hans Teeuwen
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    The first solo show of Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen, the comedian is super-nervous and tells sad stories about past unfortunate love, loneliness and prejudice, accompanied solely by him playing the piano.He also tells tales about a fox, a scarecow, the young girl and the Seven Turkish an the Bible.

  • Release Date

    1995-01-01

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    7.2

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    3.6 starts
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    Nederlands
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