Movie: Ni Chana, ni Juana

Top 2 Billed Cast

María Elena Velasco
María Elena Velasco

Juana Cruz / Emilia Falcón (Luciana Cruz)

Armando Calvo
Armando Calvo

  • HomePage

  • Overview

  • Release Date

    1984-03-21

  • Average

    6.9

  • Rating:

    3.5 starts
  • Tagline

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    Español

Recommendations Movies

La presidenta municipal
70%

La presidenta municipal(es)

1975-09-11

La India Maria becomes the municipal president due to a ballot typo.

XX
67%

XX(es)

2006-08-08

A man near his 30s and without a partner is thinking about fatherhood.

Flight North
35%

Flight North(de)

1986-09-11

Johanna has fled Nazi Germany to visit a friend in Finland, and from there she continues on to her friend's family's estate. Once at the estate, Johanna passionately argues with her friend's pro-Nazi brother and at the same time, falls for the second, good-looking brother who shares her own anti-fascist feelings. The two are soon engaged in an active sexual relationship that continues as they travel north to an Arctic port.

The Prisoner of Zenda
62%

The Prisoner of Zenda(en)

1922-09-11

A kingdom's ascending heir, marked for assassination, switches identities with a lookalike, who takes his place at the coronation. When the real king is kidnapped, his followers try to find him, while the stand-in falls in love with the king's intended bride, the beautiful Princess Flavia.

Rewind 2: 1996
32%

Rewind 2: 1996(en)

2022-12-23

When Marty's car is stolen, he sets out on a mission to find it; however, he soon realizes that the person who stole it is much more dangerous than he thinks.

Six Hours: Surviving Typhoon Yolanda
85%

Six Hours: Surviving Typhoon Yolanda(en)

2014-12-23

In the middle of a broadcast about Typhoon Yolanda's initial impact, reporter Jiggy Manicad was faced with the reality that he no longer had communication with his station. They were, for all intents and purposes, stranded in Tacloban. With little option, and his crew started the six hour walk to Alto, where the closest broadcast antenna was to be found. Letting the world know what was happening to was a priority, but they were driven by the need to let their families and friends know they were all still alive. Along the way, they encountered residents and victims of the massive typhoon, and with each step it became increasingly clear just how devastating this storm was. This was a storm that was going to change lives.

Autism: The Musical
69%

Autism: The Musical(en)

2007-04-18

Follows five autistic children as they work together to create and perform a live musical production.

Call Him Jess
70%

Call Him Jess(es)

2000-01-20

Lazaro's Girlfriend
26%

Lazaro's Girlfriend(es)

2002-09-06

Lazarus is a Cuban appeal that makes a living in Madrid. When his girlfriend Dolores travels from Cuba to Spain to live with him, he is in prison for kidnapping and attempted rape. Dolores tries to survive with a broken heart, but his sympathy and sensuality will make adjusting to life in Madrid and try to exceed the Lazarus drug addiction.

Heaven Is Only in Hell
20%

Heaven Is Only in Hell(en)

1994-01-01

As long as humanity exists, there's a desire for eternal life. Many religions promise to give that, but all they offer are only empty promises. Only "The Dark Forces" really offer the opportunity to get eternal life. "The Dark Forces" will help you. Go and find the old well with the witch-mark. Find a victim. The victim must die an extremely violent death in the house the well is in. Bring a blood-sacrifice to the well, blood, lots of blood. Descend into the well and on the other side of it you will become, with the help from "The Dark Forces" an eternal heavenly life. Don't hesitate, just come!

Love Story
60%

Love Story(zh)

2013-08-02

Doug Turns 40: A Quest for 300!
100%

Doug Turns 40: A Quest for 300!(en)

2023-12-08

On July 15th, 2022 Doug Duke turned 40 years old and he vowed to bowl a perfect game.

Cocotte Minute
50%

Cocotte Minute(en)

2006-05-04

In a restaurant kitchen, a chicken dreams of escape and freedom while trying to survive a poultry race organised by the team of cooks.

Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes
38%

Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes(en)

2000-11-05

Insurance agent Hutch Rimes spends a lot of time at the Sleep Easy Hotel, taking long lurid lunch breaks with a string of sexy secretaries who he hires for their "special talents". Ten years ago, one of his office honeys tried to get him to kill her abusive husband. The plan backfired when the hubby killed her by mistake, got sent up the river, and lucky Hutch made a fortune buying off a piece of his ranch. But now it's trouble time -- there's a stalker in the suburbs who wants Hutch dead. Is it the cold-blooded killer just out of jail, the jealous husband of his latest fling, or another psycho enemy he's made along the way? Steven Weber (Wings), Swoosie Kurts (Sisters) and Gail O'Grady (NYPD Blue) star in this hilariously sinister thriller that proves the worst thing in life can also be the funniest.

T-Junction
75%

T-Junction(sw)

2017-07-08

After the passing of her estranged father, Fatima makes an unlikely friend at a hospital, Maria. Bound by pain, Fatima keeps coming back to hear Maria's tale of the T-junction where she found love and loss in a ragtag community.

Samowolka
75%

Samowolka(pl)

1993-12-15

Do jednostki wojskowej przyjeżdżają nowi poborowi. Starsi koledzy ostrzegają ich przed Tygrysem, byłym kryminalistą, faktycznym władcą kompanii, słynącym z bezwzględności i sadyzmu. Co gorsza jest on w praktyce bezkrany, gdyż przełożeni chociaż wiedzą o jego wybrykach, nie reagują. Już pierwsze dni służby wystawiają cierpliwość świeżo upieczonych "kotów" na ciężką próbę. Grupka starszych żołnierzy, czekających na przejście do rezerwy bije, upokarza i demoluje dobytek poborowych. Ich okrucieństwu i złośliwości najodważniej próbuje przeciwstawić się niejaki Kowalski.