Tabloid!(1989)
T-T-T-TABLOIDS!
Aliens invade an aerobics class before the credits roll in this horror anthology spoof illustrating outrageous stories that could easily be found in a tabloid newspaper at your local grocery store checkout! The stories are: Baby Born With Full Beard, BBQ Of The Dead, and Killer Vacuum Destroys Town
Movie: Tabloid!
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Harry (segment BBQ of the Dead)
Rose Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
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Aliens invade an aerobics class before the credits roll in this horror anthology spoof illustrating outrageous stories that could easily be found in a tabloid newspaper at your local grocery store checkout! The stories are: Baby Born With Full Beard, BBQ Of The Dead, and Killer Vacuum Destroys Town
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1989-09-01
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T-T-T-TABLOIDS!
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