Three guys find a space alien in the woods and attempt to sell it to a tabloid TV show, with disastrous results.
Crash
Three guys find a space alien in the woods and attempt to sell it to a tabloid TV show, with disastrous results.
2001-06-19
4.7
Three guys. No beer. One out-of-this-world solution
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Tells the story, through surrealist and oniric images, of an alien invasion that feeds on spanish children.