Movie: God Has a Rap Sheet

Top 9 Billed Cast

John Ford Noonan
John Ford Noonan

God

Peter Appel
Peter Appel

Josh Zmirov

Bonz Malone
Bonz Malone

Big Rolla Bills

Mark Love
Mark Love

Anthony

Shane Franklin
Shane Franklin

Ian

Mohamed Djellouli
Mohamed Djellouli

Mohamed

Andre De Leon
Andre De Leon

Oscar

Tommy Houlihan
Tommy Houlihan

Patrick

William Smith
William Smith

Lucifer

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  • Overview

    8 men in a holding cell with a homeless man who claims to be God.

  • Release Date

    2003-05-07

  • Average

    2

  • Rating:

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  • Tagline

    Things aren't always what they seem...

  • Genres

  • Languages:

    English
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