Bad Johnson(2014)
Say hello to his little friend.
With women practically throwing themselves at him, Rich can’t control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body.
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Rich Johnson
Rich's Penis
Lindsay Young
Josh Nelson
Emily
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Kimi
Jamie
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