Farmer wants a wife.
Liisa Haapalainen
Unto Puumalainen
Lassi Ovaskainen
Jukka Ruska
Olga Puumalainen
Ovaskaisen emäntä
Farmer wants a wife.
1983-10-14
5.8
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