Happy, Texas(1999)
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Movie: Happy, Texas
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Harry Sawyer
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Doreen Schaefer
Bob Maslow
Marshal Nalhober
Mrs. Bromley
The Judge
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