Movie: Portraits of Women

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jörn Donner
Jörn Donner

Pertti 'Pertsa'

Ritva Vepsä
Ritva Vepsä

Saara Suominen

Kirsti Wallasvaara
Kirsti Wallasvaara

Liisa

Aarre Elo
Aarre Elo

Jussi

Marianne Holmström
Marianne Holmström

Ulla Carlsson

Henrik Granö
Henrik Granö

Sven Pettersson

Jaakko Talaskivi
Jaakko Talaskivi

Peter von Spaak (uncredited)

Lennart Lauramaa
Lennart Lauramaa

Producer (uncredited)

Hannu Oravisto
Hannu Oravisto

Schoolboy (uncredited)

Heli Sakki
Heli Sakki

Actress (uncredited)

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    Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.

  • Release Date

    1970-02-06

  • Average

    5.1

  • Rating:

    2.5 starts
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  • Languages:

    suomi
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