The Hebrew Hammer(2003)
Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.
When a psychotic Santa (Andy Dick) tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed (Mario Van Peebles), head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
Movie: The Hebrew Hammer
Top 10 Billed Cast
Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Damian Claus
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Mrs. Carver
Tiny Tim
Jamal
Santa
Sweetback
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When a psychotic Santa (Andy Dick) tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed (Mario Van Peebles), head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
Release Date
2003-01-23
Average
5.5
Rating:
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Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.
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EnglishעִבְרִיתPусский
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