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Star Wars: Storm in a Teacup(2003)
Status: Released
Date: 2003-05-21
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"The galaxy in danger? No, just a storm in a teacup."
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On the vast expanses of the Far Northern Galaxy, the situation sharply deteriorated. Mysterious individuals launched secret production of illicit alcohol on a galactic scale and are preparing aggression against the peaceful planet Marabou. Two seasoned Jedi — tough operatives of the Krishna Order — are dispatched. With help from a local Chukchi rapper, the heroes reach the capital, but the wicked bourgeois have already occupied Marabou. The Jedi rescue the queen aboard a hijacked rattletrap but crash-land on planet Baboon. In a dealer's shop, they meet a boy, Enikey Skovorodker, whose father was rumored to be a Jedi. To help, Enikey enters insane minibus races. Failing to sway the Galactic Duma, the Queen plans Operation "Storm in a Teacup." Two regiments of submarine reindeer herders, Enikey dug in a fighter — all turns against the bourgeois and their army of electronic dummies.
Languages: English.
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Russia
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Божья искра
Movie: Star Wars: Storm in a Teacup
Top 6 Billed Cast
Дмитрий Пучков
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Liam Neeson
Qui-Gon Jinn (voice by Dmitry Puchkov)
Ewan McGregor
Obi Van Kenobi (voice by Dmitry Puchkov)
Natalie Portman
Padme Amidala (voice by Dmitry Puchkov)
Jake Lloyd
Anakin Skywalker (voice by Dmitry Puchkov)
Ian McDiarmid
Palpatine (voice by Dmitry Puchkov)
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On the vast expanses of the Far Northern Galaxy, the situation sharply deteriorated. Mysterious individuals launched secret production of illicit alcohol on a galactic scale and are preparing aggression against the peaceful planet Marabou. Two seasoned Jedi — tough operatives of the Krishna Order — are dispatched. With help from a local Chukchi rapper, the heroes reach the capital, but the wicked bourgeois have already occupied Marabou. The Jedi rescue the queen aboard a hijacked rattletrap but crash-land on planet Baboon. In a dealer's shop, they meet a boy, Enikey Skovorodker, whose father was rumored to be a Jedi. To help, Enikey enters insane minibus races. Failing to sway the Galactic Duma, the Queen plans Operation "Storm in a Teacup." Two regiments of submarine reindeer herders, Enikey dug in a fighter — all turns against the bourgeois and their army of electronic dummies.
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2003-05-21
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"The galaxy in danger? No, just a storm in a teacup."
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