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If Zombies Didn't Bite You To Turn...(2025)
Status: Released
Date: 2025-12-12
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Time: 0h 5m
These Zombies,They Don't Bite You To Turn...They Fuck You
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Dallas 2031. In an apocalyptic world three survivors learn that the zombies don't need to bite you to turn you into one of them.
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