
Where's The Beef(NaN)
Strange things happen in Appalachia
A cynical detective investigates cattle mutilations in Appalachia, only to meet an extraterrestrial friend.
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A cynical detective investigates cattle mutilations in Appalachia, only to meet an extraterrestrial friend.
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